You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
It's just like the Real World with babies
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Randomize
