READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I don't think brook has ever known best
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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