were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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