She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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