theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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