i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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