Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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