the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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