forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
