I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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