He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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