I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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