i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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