when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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