): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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