When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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