Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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