I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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