Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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