used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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