I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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