White coat. Heels.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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