My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Hippo gnu deer
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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