ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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