Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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