sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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