She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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