Your dad touched me again.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize