trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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