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...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Dicks are not precious.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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