So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
ugly people sure do ruin things
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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