I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
My bed smells like the plague
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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