question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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