On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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