Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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