About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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