HIV tests are more positive than that guy
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
its not stalking. its research.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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