i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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