We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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