Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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