Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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