ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Randomize
