i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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