I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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