Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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