Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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