Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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