There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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