my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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