if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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