Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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