We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Randomize
