I like my sex mixed with concussions.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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