he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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