doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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