Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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