I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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